Itimzy Funny Comics 1

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1- One idiot used ”GUNSHOTS” as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank Friday, over an hour we’re still looking for the cashier and two security men ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping. as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan…….
May sense locate u people today ๐Ÿ™…

3- Nigerians will go to burial, they’ll cry ๐Ÿ˜ฅ and still carry away food to their house.
Chai, this world is a set up

4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They’ll be like ”Baby i see my future kids in your eyes” Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you’re seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? ๐Ÿ˜
Am not feeling fine jare

5- Some people are blessed with wickedness, How can i beg you for salt and you are telling me that your mum has counted it ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™

6- I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Some people can lie ehn

7- Miss those people in primary school that use to say ”If i give you one dirty slap, you’ll fly to America”, Come and slap me now oooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8- A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women’s breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn’t show nipples when wet.
but guys don’t panic… We killed the idiot immediately wetin Im want make guyz dey usevyou know ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

9- Nigerian Girls love money, I’m telling you, You’ll get angry ๐Ÿ˜ก and tell a girl “Go to hell” She will look at you and be like… “I don’t have transport fare ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10- Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was , after guessing for 5 mins, i removed his hands and i saw a mad man……
Jesuuuuu, come nd see temple run …๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

11- When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it’s so matured ้ฆƒๆง€ ้ฆƒๆง€ ้ฆƒๆง€ *

12- I mistakenly step on a soldier’s boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was ” are u in ZAIN”, something was telling me to reply “no am in MTN” . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won’t get me dis November Ending

13- The hardest thing to find this day is to see a girl without a boyfriend…
Everywhere is occupied

14- When you build a house let your wife decorate the ceiling, she has seen more ceiling designs than you.. Am i communicating? ๐Ÿ˜‰

15- If you want to be my friend, be my friend, If you want to be my enemy, be my enemy, Stop confusing the thunder that will strike you.

17- Bathroom is for slim girls, Fat girls should go to car wash…
Ye who stone me?๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

18- My girlfriend travelled to London with my earpiece and charger !is it okay for me to tell someone i have properties in London?

19- Some people will hate you,just because you use water to bath ๐Ÿ›€ haba naija why na….

20- Teacher : gud morning class..
Class : it’s not your period sir ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

21- I should seriously stop listening to random conversation in a taxi… Now i just followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story…. ๐Ÿ˜•

22- My Ex saw me at Shoprite and she said โ€œso u are still aliveโ€
I replied โ€œNo ooo….I just came to buy bread then i will return to my grave”……… Idiot ๐Ÿ˜

23- Dear ladies not all guys that follow you to the kitchen are actually romantic. My dear, they just want make sure that you don’t put poison in their food ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

24- Girls do you remember that year, when you use sweater to make a baby in school ? That’s when your stupidity started ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Am beside my mom ๐Ÿ’‘ come nd beat me if u can ๐Ÿ˜ก

25- Guys do you remembered when you made cars with tin and slippers ? Then begged your mum to allow you park the motor in the room so your friends won’t steal your jeep , do you remember ? That’s when your second stupidity started ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
u can beat me, if u can beat Broke Lesnar ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

26- I bought power bank for 800 naira from one wheel barrow pusher … And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank ๐Ÿ˜ž
Abeg which kind witchcraft be dis? ๐Ÿ˜‚

27- I bought Gucci soap for N2000 and Gucci sponge for N3500 and since morning I’ve been looking for where to bath for people to see me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

28- Nobody knows short cuts more than a driver who doesn’t have a drivers license ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

29- Teacher: Simply define Confusion
Me : CONFUSION is when you go kitchen to steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

30- When you mistakenly left your phone for bae then few minutes later you see her playing with knife … my brother run for your life oooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

31- My brother no girl hates you on Facebook they are all good girls .. They just don’t comment on your post because you don’t sponsor competitions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

32- Dear future hubby wherever u are, please if u are on Facebook freemode? kindly say Hi ๐Ÿ™‹ lemme subscribe for u I dnt want u 2 turn blind๐Ÿ˜Œ

33- People who hardly post on social media thinks they have a Masters Degree In maturity. If na lie I tok ask Akinade Olayinka Silversoul,Alayande Dolapo Timz Bolu and the rest

34- RIP President muhammad buhari
Before u start sharing it lemme tell u wat i mean

-> Remain- in- power President muhammad buhari ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

35- she broke up with me just because of dis ๐Ÿ‘‡
She said nobody knows tomorrow
And i said tomorrow is monday
then she block me ๐Ÿ“ต

36- One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a Fun day… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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